Department of Homeland Insecurity Tote Bag

$25.00

Welcome to the Dept. of Homeland Insecurity, where your love life is now a classified federal disaster.

You earned this bag by dealing with a man who treated communication like a hostage negotiation. If you've ever been love-bombed, ghosted, gaslit, and then blamed for "making it weird," congrats! The Dept. of Homeland Insecurity has added you to the list of emotional terrorism survivors.

Features:

6 oz. cotton fabric
12L capacity
20" self-fabric handles
9" handle drop
Bottom gusset design
Lightweight and durable
Eco-friendly material
Reusable and versatile
Unisex everyday style

ColorNatural

Natural black white

SizeOne Size

One Size

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$25.00

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Department of Homeland Insecurity Tote Bag

Department of Homeland Insecurity Tote Bag

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