if they're going to call you the problem, you may as well dress like it.
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Hot off the press, straight into your next situationship.
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ARE YOU THE PROBLEM? WE DON'T KNOW. WE DO KNOW THE ANSWERS TO THESE FAQS.
WHAT IS THE MATERIAL OF THE SHIRT, AND HOW DOES IT FEEL?
100% cotton that's softer than your ex's apologies. Breathable enough for heated arguments and cozy enough for post-breakup crying sessions. Feels amazing whether you're starting drama or just surviving it.
HOW IS THE SHIRT SIZED, AND WILL IT FIT ME?
Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders because we're all carrying emotional baggage anyway. Designed to flatter every body type and preshrunk so it won't disappoint you like dating apps do. Order your usual size and trust the process.
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR MY ORDER TO ARRIVE?
Made to order because quality takes time (unlike your last relationship). Ships in about a week—just enough time to collect more dating disasters for our next design drop.
BUT WHAT IF I'M SCARED OF COMMITMENT?
We get it. Sometimes you impulse buy at 2am while stalking your ex's Instagram and wake up with regrets. Or maybe you're just scared of another bad decision. You have 30 full days to decide if this shirt sparks joy or gives you the ick.