For the girlies who are over it
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- Description
Hints of "I've never felt this way before" texts, immediate exclusivity, and unsolicited grand gestures.
Light this lavender soy candle when you need to romanticize their red flags. Made with clean-burning, hand-poured soy wax and a calming lavender fragrance that pairs well with delusion.
- Hand-poured Soy Wax Candle
- Made in the USA
- Lavender Fragrance
- ~50-hour burn time
Makes the perfect funny Galentine's Day or anti-Valentine's Day gift, or "I'm sorry your situationship ended" care package addition.
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ARE YOU THE PROBLEM? WE DON'T KNOW. WE DO KNOW THE ANSWERS TO THESE FAQS.
WHAT IS THE MATERIAL OF THE SHIRT, AND HOW DOES IT FEEL?
100% cotton that's softer than your ex's apologies. Breathable enough for heated arguments and cozy enough for post-breakup crying sessions. Feels amazing whether you're starting drama or just surviving it.
HOW IS THE SHIRT SIZED, AND WILL IT FIT ME?
Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders because we're all carrying emotional baggage anyway. Designed to flatter every body type and preshrunk so it won't disappoint you like dating apps do. Order your usual size and trust the process.
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR MY ORDER TO ARRIVE?
Made to order because quality takes time (unlike your last relationship). Ships in about a week—just enough time to collect more dating disasters for our next design drop.
BUT WHAT IF I'M SCARED OF COMMITMENT?
We get it. Sometimes you impulse buy at 2am while stalking your ex's Instagram and wake up with regrets. Or maybe you're just scared of another bad decision. You have 30 full days to decide if this shirt sparks joy or gives you the ick.