Dept. of Homeland Insecurity Crop Tee
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Welcome to the Dept. of Homeland Insecurity, where your love life is now a classified federal disaster.
You earned this tee by dealing with a man who treated communication like a hostage negotiation. If you’ve ever been love-bombed, ghosted, gaslit, and then blamed for “making it weird,” congrats! The Dept. of Homeland Insecurity has added you to the list of emotional terrorism survivors.
Features:
- 100% cotton
- Preshrunk
- Made to order
- Crew neck
- Soft, breathable feel
- Dropped shoulders
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Dept. of Homeland Insecurity Crop Tee
$35.00